Is your party dull? Has your influence on your friends lost it's luster? Rent one of my "Party Favors" for your next party! You will be the talk of the town with our wide selection of "Party Favors" at your next get together. Whether your just having a few friends over for dinner or it's your bachelor party, we have a flavor to fit your needs! Come in to our show room and have our Delicious delectable treats show you how enticing they can be! Cover them in cell phones and charge your friends by scanning a QR code appropriate area of her body! Cell phones and multi-wallets can be provided (deposit of $199.99ea cell phone for "liquid protection") which will be collected at the end of the night by one of our "Party Favors". So come on down to 999 Cotton Tail ave. Philly PA 19135 and pick out your "Party Favor" that will turn you in to a star!
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(This is dedicated to @lukesmoonfund on Twitter. TY for the inspiration)
All right reserved Peter Rotten Tail Productions LLC
(This is dedicated to @lukesmoonfund on Twitter. TY for the inspiration)