Page. 196 ~Child Support~ In this chapter we will be discussing how YOU as a man are responsible for the condom that broke! If you had done your job correctly while pleasing the lady she would have retained her water park like effervescence. Thus thinking only about yourself while you dry rubbed your steak the condom broke! Every man knows YOU HAVE TO MARINATE THAT SHIT BITCH! It doesn't matter if she's old, ugly, fuc#ing ugly (fugly) a butterface, a land whale, or even if para-pelagic.. You have to butter the roll, pre-heat that bitch to 350 degrees and marinate that damn steak before you even think about baking! Cause when that court date comes up and that judge wants to garnish your wages you will wish you had taken these 3 easy steps.. Pre-heat, Marinate, Bake! Now this may not be guaranteed and you may not even remember that night you plaid Captain Hook (because you don't role play without being wasted). Repeat this process if you are currently paying child support to reduce the total amount paid weekly. It may take some extra courage (Liquor) and hours of baking but I assure you.. you will reduce that number! Safety not guaranteed, a gun or knife should be concealed at all times to fend off would be husband or current boyfriend A simple note to said husband or boyfriend explaining your efforts and quotes from my amazing book could lead to death and or dismemberment. This is not recommended and @Bad Ass Publishing can not be held responsible for the following, Decapitation, castration, dismemberment, "the flames of love", blunt force trauma, stabbing, or damages caused by any firearm, flame thrower and or rocket launcher. All of the above will be covered in our next chapter Cake Is For The Skinny & That B1tch Can't Have None ~Sn0m0nS~